Writing for Foreign Policy, David Gerard levies the following taunt: “Forget Bitcoin, try your mattress – cryptocurrency is about as safe as keeping your money in a sock under someone else’s bed.”
David Gerard Lays into Bitcoin
Yeah, tell that to the guy whose kids are playing with his change for a cup of coffee.
No really. What if your money doesn’t fit under your mattress?
It’s happened to many people before.
Hyperinflation Happened in Germany after World War I
And it’s no joke.
It’s very serious when something like this happens.
The French Third Republic levied its first income tax to pay for the war.
But German Emperor Wilhelm II and the unanimously approving German parliament chose to suspend the convertibility of Deutschmarks to gold.
They financed the war with debt and monetized the government’s debt with paper notes.
The results were strange and ground German economic productivity to a halt.
Hyperinflation Happened in Zimbabwe in the 90s
Look at the issue date on those.
And you thought the Fed made a lot of money in 2008.
An entire nation’s money worn so thin there’s nothing left after years or decades of state-run banks stealing their money’s buying power by making more of it to pay the lavish bills of whoever’s got the most guns. And a nation usually has to be in really bad shape politically, under the heel of a dictatorial government for its currency to debase so badly.
Hyperinflation is Happening in Venezuela Now
This image of Venezuelan bolívar fuerte 50,000, 20,000, 10,000, and 5,000 Bs.F. banknotes is on Flickr with the caption:
“El dinero representa poder, también energía. Sólo que con él no se compra la paz.”
“The money represents power, also energy. Only with him peace is not bought.”
Power and energy cannot buy peace. It’s true. El precio de la libertad es la eterna vigilancia.
Sometime last year in late 2018 the Venezuelan government converted the bolívar fuerte to the bolívar soberano at a rate of 1 Bs.S. to 100,000 Bs.F.
So that 50,000 bolívar bill pictured above is now a fiddy cent piece.
The Strange and Terrifying World of Hyperinflation
It’s ridiculous and strange to be sure.
When hyperinflation hits, there is a sudden exponential growth in the amount of circulating currency including that in banks’ reserves and subsequent exponential growth in prices.
More and more zeros start getting added to the prices of everything, and then there is a government reaction and re-denomination of the currency that drops all the zeros back off again, acknowledging that adding the zeros to all the money didn’t make it worth more.
It made the money worth massively less.
While brazenly redistributing massive amounts of wealth from the people furthest downstream in the economy from the source of new fiat money flooding into it…
To the people furthest upstream and closest to the source of the new money, the ones who got to spend each new round of money first before it debased the currency.
First World Problems: Could Hyperinflation Happen to You?
Sure, maybe you’re reading this from a first-world country, wondering: “Could hyperinflation actually happen to me?”
People facing hyperinflation are the use cases for Bitcoin:
Gerard says in his Foreign Policy op-ed:
“Bitcoin, its advocates keep saying, is the future. But in practice, it looks a lot like the distant past. Back then, you could lose your savings if your banker ran off with your money or died without revealing where it was stored. Today, there’s numerous protections in place for consumers—unless, that is, your cash is in Bitcoin.”
For people who live in one of the many national economies of the world facing a currency crisis, they might be more likely to lose their savings or find the banker has run off with their money if they keep it in their national bank accounts or even its cash banknotes.
So Don’t Talk To Me About Mattresses, Mr. Gerard
David Gerard really shouldn’t joke about keeping money in a sock under a mattress. For 10 million Americans, something like that is the closest to a checking or savings account they have. They are the unbanked. You have heard of the homeless.
Some estimates place their numbers at around half a million in the United States.
But the FDIC estimates as many as 10 million American adults are bankless.
Rest in Peace, Gerald Cotten
Gerard goes on to say:
“In Canada, the Quadriga cryptocurrency exchange has gone into bankruptcy protection, leaving its customers bust. An exchange is roughly like a bank for Bitcoin; they make your…